Diva Daze 9

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cartoon diva workingWell hello to my fellow Divas.   The last few days I have been rather bored and looking for an outlet for my energy (  ABSOLUTELY  NO PUN INTENDED, you will see once you have read my story) or a new hobby.  You know something to do, something to look forward to, like shopping!!!

So I was doing my research on line and hit on yoga.   Well what I found surprised the heck out of me.    First of all YOGA is defined as a way to attain your inner peace through movements and peaceful inner thinking.   Then I read through a few more sites, really wanting to try this.  THEN I read THE story.  Yoga could cause some women to VART!!!!    WHAT!!!

After laughing for about 20 minutes I decided to try to make my way through this story.  I have never laughed so hard at a story that actually was trying to be serious.   All I could think about was taking a class so that I could see what really goes on and maybe on the off chance be able to use my favorite line  EVER from Brides Maids .

Can you see an entire room full of Yoganites all doing their down ward dog ( whatever) and all the sudden I do this huge VART and I get to say ”  I want to apologize, I am not even confidant of which end that came out of”.   Man that would make my entire year!!!!!    Needless to say I decided to pass on yoga after a day of contemplating it.   They would just kick me out anyway, I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing, I would never attain my level of spiritual  calmness.

So onward to find another outlet for my energy.   Any of you awesome divas have a suggestion ( that doesn’t  involve accidental body noises) please let me know…….

Have an awesome Daze!!!!