Well hello to my fellow Divas. The last few days I have been rather bored and looking for an outlet for my energy ( ABSOLUTELY NO PUN INTENDED, you will see once you have read my story) or a new hobby. You know something to do, something to look forward to, like shopping!!!
So I was doing my research on line and hit on yoga. Well what I found surprised the heck out of me. First of all YOGA is defined as a way to attain your inner peace through movements and peaceful inner thinking. Then I read through a few more sites, really wanting to try this. THEN I read THE story. Yoga could cause some women to VART!!!! WHAT!!!
After laughing for about 20 minutes I decided to try to make my way through this story. I have never laughed so hard at a story that actually was trying to be serious. All I could think about was taking a class so that I could see what really goes on and maybe on the off chance be able to use my favorite line EVER from Brides Maids .
Can you see an entire room full of Yoganites all doing their down ward dog ( whatever) and all the sudden I do this huge VART and I get to say ” I want to apologize, I am not even confidant of which end that came out of”. Man that would make my entire year!!!!! Needless to say I decided to pass on yoga after a day of contemplating it. They would just kick me out anyway, I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing, I would never attain my level of spiritual calmness.
So onward to find another outlet for my energy. Any of you awesome divas have a suggestion ( that doesn’t involve accidental body noises) please let me know…….
Have an awesome Daze!!!!