As I was sitting here drinking my morning coffee, I was just reminiscing about things that have happened in my life and how the rules seem to change as you get older………..
* Never try to cut costs and hang your own chandelier, NO Matter how much HGTV you watch. And if you do make sure you are not on a swivel chair and all furniture is out of the room!!!
* Never trust a fart after 40. ( that goes back to having an extra set of clothes in your car emergency kit! )
* Never turn your back on a coop full of chickens. Man them suckers are fast, and quiet!!
* after tanning you should have them turn on more light for you to get dressed. Then you wouldn’t wonder why your bra shrunk 2 sizes while you were in there just to find out you were trying to put your underwear on over your head. ( Now that was a day I was proud of! ).
That’s enough for now, tune in next Saturday for more Saturdaze thoughts, Have a good Daze………..