Diva Daze 2

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Ok All you Stay At Home divas, this one is for you!

Any one else have a complaining husband?  I have one that comes home most nights and states ” what did you do all day!”   After I count to ten, I calmly list off  all the wifely duties I did that day.    Now in my head I’m thinking he should be able to SEE what I have been doing all day and say something more like ” wow the house looks awesome”, or” this dinner is perfect, you sure must have spent a long time shopping and preparing this meal”.  I don’t ask him what he does all day, I see the money every 2 weeks I know he’s working.

So, I made a decision, maybe a bad one, that if he asked me again, the next day I was going to show him what I did do all day.

SO……..
I Didn’t get him his morning coffee AND water, after I didn’t wake him up, whoops!   Yea, this is SO what I do every morning!!!!!
I unmade all the beds
Didn’t do the laundry
Left all the breakfast dishes in the sink
Didn’t let the dog out ( not my brightest idea)
Didn’t make dinner
Didn’t answer any of his 100 texts or calls
Didn’t pick up items on his “wifey do list”
Didn’t shave my legs ( now this one kinda hurt me not him)
Didn’t work out ( ok, see comment above!!!)
Ect, ect………………………….

Ok I think everyone’s got the gist.   I did absolutely nothing, I sat around and ate BON BONS!!!!    I will tell ya, it is not as fun as it sounds!
I know you are all thinking I just made double the work for myself and you would be right.    This  particular idea will not be put into action again any time soon but my husband will know what I didn’t do all day!!

So, 8.5 hours later my husband came home took one look at the sad state of the house, calmly counted to ten and took out his wallet and handed me some cash.    I quickly picked up the phone called my girls and set up my day of pampering, hair ( cut AND color, of course), mani and pedi!!!

Have a good Daze……….