Diva Daze 12

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clip art   wired ladyOk today started out just like any other a diva day, perfect!!! I went to a job interview, got it. Went and had lunch with my daughter, Wendy’s, yum!!!!

Then…….all hell broke loose!!!

Everyone has a bucket list, right? Well I have 2. Things I want to do before I die and things I DON’T want to happen but would kinda be cool if they did!

Well I am now able to mark 1 off my list number 2. Let me start from the beginning. My husband decided that he needed to try to catch the feral cats we have in the back yard so that we can let our new little baby ( we now own a tea cup Chorky, 2 pounds of nothing ) out in the back yard to use the facilities without being drug off like dinner for one.

So, Lets set a trap. So in the morning we have a catch, not quiet the catch we thought as it has a stripe, as in skunk OMD!!!! So he leaves for work, leaving the poor animal in the trap ( not a hurting trap , just one that closes when they enter to eat the food) so my daughter decides she is going to set it free. I watch her for about 20 minutes and I say I can’t let her do this by herself. So I go out , not sure what the hell to do and we start messing with the trap. So after about 20 more minutes we almost have this animal free to do as it pleases and I made the ultimate mistake. I stepped in his line of vision. I looked up and saw a red hole and he sprayed the shit out of me and I ran away screaming like I just got shot from a shot gun. We were laughing so hard we could hardly stand up, it was hilarious

I ran to the shower and had my daughter make me tomato anything to wash with to get the smell off me, and I showered for the next 20 minutes. Pretty sure it’s all off I get out. The house smells like crap and we can’t smell anything but skunk butt. So I get the great idea to put Ben gay under my nose to take the smell away. Remember Ben gay is a muscle pain reliever. So now I can’t feel my nose and it itches like crazy. My clothes are ruined and my house smell like crap and we still have an animal in the trap.

Needless to say my hubby does not believe that I got sprayed as he does not believe that we would even attempt to let the thing go. We were just trying to be nice, Diva Say what!!!!!! Never again!!! Hell I ruined a $100 pair of jeans, shit!!!!!

Diva Daze 11

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clip art  choresHello My Divas

Isnt it weird how we all want to have that puppy or kitten when we see it. We just want to take it home and you just know that all will be ok and it is going to be the perfect pet (yea right ) this time. Well, I did just that. I have been wanting a tea cup dog for awhile and I just couldn’t see paying $1,000 or more for one without seeing it, Been there, done that!

So as I was passing my favorite Discount store I happened to see this cute little girl waving a sign “Puppy for Sale”. Of course I was gonna stop and JUST LOOK!!! Well long story short I left the parking lot with this beautiful pup and started my life again as an animal owner. You know deep down when you are doing it that a few days later your going regret it, but you do it anyway, what is wrong with us? You forget how much time and energy they take. Luckily he is really cute and we both adore him BUT we are having a really hard time finding him a name that we both like. My husband wanted to name him for his heritage and I just want a cute name that sound good when you are yelling it really loud because they are crapping on your rug, again!!!

So we are still calling him whatever happens to be the favorite name of the day (man is he gonna be so confused) and we are no closer to finding one we both like. I have decided that by the end of the week I am going to make the executive decision as I am the one that gives him his bath, feeds him, irons his Little Tommy Bahama and wife beater shirts, gets up with him at night and cleans up after his messes. I have earned the right.

Stay tuned for a Friday update on the name of the pup and remember Every Daze is Different……..