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Saturdaze thoughts……….

As I was sitting here drinking my morning coffee, I was just reminiscing  about things that have happened in my life and how the rules seem to change as you get older………..

* Never try to cut costs and hang your own chandelier, NO Matter  how much HGTV you watch.  And if you do make sure you are not on a swivel chair and all furniture is out of the room!!!

* Never trust a fart after 40. ( that goes back to having an extra set of clothes in your car emergency kit! )

* Never turn your back on a coop full of chickens.   Man them suckers are fast, and quiet!!

* after tanning you should have them turn on more light for you to get dressed.  Then you wouldn’t wonder why your bra shrunk 2 sizes while you were in there just to find out you were trying to put your underwear on over your head.   ( Now that was a day I was proud of! ).

That’s enough for now, tune  in next Saturday for more Saturdaze thoughts, Have a good Daze………..

Diva Daze 6

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clip art  curlers friendsOk, can I get an OMG!!!!

Shoes!!!    Everyone Loves shoes.      Most times us Divas find the shoes first and then pick out the outfit, they complete the look!!!

So this weekend when my better half asked me to go out for him to “pick up a few things”, I of course said yes.  One hour later after my shower and picking out the best outfit for the day, doing my nails, just a little pedi and changing my purse to match the outfit( don’t even act like we don’t all do that), I was ready to go.   I jumped in the car, drove 20 minutes down the road, pulled into the lot and then jumped out of the car.    Well, something just did not feel right, I couldn’t quite put my finger on it and then I looked down.   OMG!!!    I had my slippers on, WTH!!!!!    when did this happen, why didn’t my hubby say something!!! (pay backs are a  bitch there, let me tell you!!)

How could I have made it out of the house without changing my shoes?   I may have been a little distracted, I was going shopping you know.   How often does your hubby actually ask you to  GO shopping?   I was excited at the thought that since he asked me to go I could pass off the few extra items that got into the cart some how.   So here I was looking all cool, with my slippers on.   Wow, I almost turned around and came back , I was a little ticked off because the outfit I picked needed at least a 2inch wedge to pull it off, oh well, another day!!!  But then the Diva in me came out and decided that I was just going to go in, get his items as fast as possible and just act like nothing at all was wrong.   Everything went fine, I by -passed all the good looking guys, held my head up high while passing all others Divas, (just acted like I was trying to start a new fad!!)  and made it out in 10 minutes flat.

I will say that it was the shortest amount of time I have ever spent shopping and my hubby got a huge Laugh of the Day over that one!    Oh well, all in the Daze of the Diva!!!!

Diva Daze 5

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clip art   work oputI was thinking tody of all the avenues I have traveled to get where I want to be, they were ALL wrong turns!!!!

So i get up every day with good intentions, thinking ” Today I will eat right and work out”.   I  put on my super Diva work out suit ( oh come on girls you know what I mean) and walk around the house thinking any minute I will leave to go subject myself to pulling my underwear out of my ass while running at 2.1mph on a treadmill.   Wouldn’t want to work out too hard, I might get sweat stains on my new super Diva work out suit. So I  Show up for 30minutes, put in my time, take my ear buds out ( I have to get my Young And The Restless fix when i can ) Put them in my work out bag and call it a day.

So after many months of this, and not getting any results, DUH!! I was rummaging around my DVDs to see if I had an at home work out that I could try.   Well, boy did I!!!
You know how they all have the introductory DVD , you know the one that shows you the moves?   I actually watched it this time.   I thought this is going to be SO easy and I won’t even have to worry about pulling my underwear out of my ass in front of anyone.

So I put in the first 30 minute workout.     The moves seemed simple enough, at first.   Two minutes later I was huffing and puffing, sucking down the H2O, and wiping the sweat out of my eyes like there was no tomorrow.  I kept thinking it was the first DVD in the series she will make it easier soon.   Nope, my new little work out Diva was putting me through the ringer.    I wanted to quit, I really, really wanted to quit, but she just kept making it seem like she was having so much fun.

Finally it was over, that was the longest 30 minutes of my life, but  i did it.   I felt really good and I was extremely soaked.    I was so wet that my clothing couldn’t soak up any more and it was running out the bottom of my pants into my shoes, yuck!!!!!     So I jumped in the shower and peeled the clothes from my body, never had a shower felt better or  more deserved.

So here it is, week 3 of my work outs and I love every one.   I can see and feel the changes in my body everyday, about damn time.    I still sweat just as bad but no more super Diva suits!  Now I wear shorts and a wife beater, easier to get off when you are soaking wet.  Really ladies.  NO exaggerating on this!!!

Here is the link for this awesome workout if any of you Divas out there want to try it, or if you just like to sweat.     Try it and then let me know how it works for you.   Have a good Daze……..

http://www.bodyFX.com     JNL Fusion.   Make sure to get the rope!!